THE LIAR ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT: VANS SLIP-ON SHOES

Posted by Joel


The 5 reasons Vans Slip-Ons are better than what you're wearing (unless you're wearing Vans Slip-Ons)
1. Why tie shoelaces? That's like riding a horse to work or cutting your hair with a sharp rock. Come on people, live in the future with the rest of us.
2. You can wash them in the washing machine. Do everyone around you favor, swamp-foot.
3. You look like Ronald McDonald in those Chuck Taylors
4. It's like being able to wear slippers everywhere you go
5. Leather shoes, are you kidding me? Do you generally wear a lot of leather? There are some bars out there for people who share your passion for leather.
BUY VANS SLIP-ONS OR YOU'LL END UP RIDING A HORSE TO LEATHER BARS, LOOKING LIKE RONALD McDONALD AND SMELLING LIKE SWAMP-FOOT. VANS.