I RECENTLY TRAVELED ACROSS THE UNITED STATES FROM CHICAGO TO SAN DIEGO HELPING A FRIEND MOVE. SHE AIDED IN MY HERBLESS TRAVELS WITH THE USE OF A TINY PILL CALLED XANAX. DROOPY EYED WITH HEAVY LEGS WE TRUDGED ACCROSS THIS GREAT COUNTRY IN HER CAR STOCKED WITH TRAVEL GOODIES AND EERIE POD CASTS.
CHICAGO. IF WINTER NEVER TOUCHED THIS PLACE I WOULD LIVE THERE IN A HEART BEAT. ALSO....REMEMBERING THE MID-WEST HOSPITALITY AND WITHOUT EVEN ASKING A FRIEND OF A FRIEND WALKED UP TO ME AND HANDED ME A CRUMPLED PIECE OF PAPER. NOT KNOWING THE CONTENTS I PEERED INSIDE TO FIND A PIECE OF FRESH HERB READY FOR SMOKING. GOD BLESS WEED KARMA..........YOU GET PAID BACK IN THE PERFECT MOMENT. NOT TO MENTION......THIS HAPPENED 15 MINUTES AFTER GETTING OFF THE PLANE.
BOULDER, COLORADO. WHILE I WAS CATCHING UP WITH FRIENDS MY TRAVEL BUDDY SEPARATED FOR A BIT TO DENVER WHERE THE DEMOCRATS WERE HOLDING THEIR NATIONAL CONVENTION. IN MY XANAX AND GIGGLE BUSH STUPOR I NOTICED THAT AFTER THREE DAYS OF BEING THERE THAT EVERYONE WAS TALKING POLITICS. DRINKING MY THOUGHTS AWAY IN A BAR CALLED THE SUNDOWNER I GOT TO A BOILING POINT WHERE I EXCLAIMED "WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT BARACK AND POLITICS SOO FUCKING MUCH?" A WOMAN CLOSE TO ME POINTED OUT THE FACT THAT THE CONVENTION WAS GOING ON IN DENVER,CLOSE BY,WHICH I DID NOT KNOW UNTIL THAT MOMENT. SUDDENLY IT ALL CAME TO LIGHT......."HOLY SHIT.....I'M IN BARACK COUNTRY AND THESE ARE HIS FAITHFUL FOLLOWERS......OH GOD.......HOW AM I EVER GOING TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT?"..... OF COURSE IN TYPICAL ADAMANIAC FASHION I DRANK MYSELF INTO SCREAMING "RON PAUL" AND DISCUSSING MY VERSION OF WHAT THE ISSUES AT HAND TRULY ARE. NOW....I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR OWN TAKE ON THINGS BUT AFTER LISTENING TO THESE PEOPLE BARK QUOTES AND REPEAT EACH OTHERS MESSED UP VERSION OF WHAT I CONSIDER TRUTH A SONG BEGAN TO RING IN MY EARS. IT WAS PUBLIC ENEMYS DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE. I SAT BACK AND WATCHED HYPE WORK IT'S MAGIC ON A LEVEL I'VE NEVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. LET ME TELL YOU THIS.....THE MEDIA, MY FRIENDS, IS DOING AN AMAZING JOB OF SIMPLY CREATING A HYPE AND FOLLOWING IT ALL THE WAY TO RE-NAMING YOUR BAR (SEE PICTURE ABOVE). THEY SAY THAT XANAX LOWERS YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE AND AT THIS POINT ME MAKING IT OUTTA THERE WITHOUT HAVING A HEART ATTACK IS LIVING PROOF.....I'M SURE THE DRINK HELPED ME ALSO TOLERATE THIS MADNESS.
SOUP CAN PENIS. UTAH IS BEAUTIFUL.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ONE OF THOSE GAS STATIONS OFF OF THE FREEWAY THAT SEEMS TO BE EITHER TRAPPED IN TIME OR A METH EPIDEMIC? WELL......WELCOME TO BOTH. AS WE PULLED INTO THIS PLACE I NOTICED THAT THIS WAS THE LOCAL HANG OUT SPOT WITH EVERYTHING FROM GRANDMA IN THE CHAIR TO THE LOCAL YOUTH BEGGING FOR DOLLARS. I WALKED INTO THIS PLACE ASKING WHERE THE BATHROOM WAS AND I'D HAVE TO SAY AT LEAST FOUR OF THE PEOPLE INSIDE JOLTED OUT IN METH-FED EXCITEMENT WITH FINGERS POINTING....."IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE." UPON PISSING AND THEN SHAKING OFF MY MANHOOD I THOUGHT TO MYSELF..."THESE KIDS ARE SURROUNDED BY THIS AND WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP." LOOKING BACK AND REMEMBERING A POINT IN MY LIFE WHERE HALF OF MY FRIENDS CHOSE TO SMOKE CRACK AND WEED, LEAVING ANY TALENT THEY MIGHT HAVE HAD BEHIND, WHILE THE OTHER HALF PICKED UP SKATEBOARDS, IT CAME TO ME. I APPROACHED THE LITTLE YOUNGSTERS AND REALIZED I RELATED MORE WITH THESE KIDS THAN ANYONE ELSE AROUND ME. I ASKED THEM IF THEY HAD A SKATEBOARD OR EVER SKATED. THE OLDER OF TWO BROTHERS SAID THAT HE HAD A BOARD AND HE LIKED SKATING. LOOKING AT THE YOUNGER OF THE TWO I DECIDED TO GIVE MY SKATE TO THE OLDER BROTHER ONLY IF HE HANDED HIS BOARD DOWN TO THE YOUNGER....SURE ENOUGH.....WE HAD A DEAL. WALKING AWAY ALL I COULD DO WAS HOPE THAT THIS SMALL GESTURE WOULD HELP THEM LOOK IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION THAN A GLASS PIPE. I HOPE THEY'RE PRACTICING THEIR KICK FLIPS RIGHT NOW.
WENT TO SLEEP....IT WAS DARK........ WOKE UP TO THIS. IT'S AMAZING HOW SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL CAN MAKE YOUR HEART BEAT FASTER AND FLUTTER. MT. ZION
AGGRESSIVE LOOK. 2 HOUR QUAD TOUR. MT ZION
BEFORE ENTERING SAN DIEGO WE SAID WE'RE NOT GOING TO STOP IN VEGAS. WELL....IT'S AMAZING WHAT SEEING SOME LIGHTS OFF IN THE DISTANCE AND A LITTLE PEP TALK CAN DO TO A PERSON. WE STOPPED. THIS IS DAYS INTO EATING XANAX AND PROBABLY HAVING SUBTLE WITHDRAWS FROM CANNIBUS WHICH I'M NOT USED TO EITHER. THE BELLS, THE LIGHTS, THE PEOPLE, THE SMELL OF CIGARS, THE LIONS, THE TIGERS, THE BEARS,....OH MY........I HAD A VEGAS MELT DOWN. I COMPLETELY LOST IT. FREAKING OUT AND YELLING TURNED INTO SADNESS AND LOSS OF REASON FOR NO GOD DAMN REASON AT ALL SO IM GOING TO JUST BLAME IT ON THE COMBINATION OF ALL OF THESE FACTORS. ONE THING I LEARNED AT THIS POINT IS THAT HAVING A GOOD TRAVEL FRIEND WHO UNDERSTANDS YOU IS KEY. I WOKE UP TO THE BEST SUGGESTION I'D EVER HEARD AFTER ONE OF MY DRUG AND ALCOHOL FUELED RAGES....."WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND SOME TIME AT THE SPA WITH A MASSAGE.....ON ME?" I QUICKLY STATED YES AND OFF I WAS TO DECOMPRESS AND GET MYSELF BACK IN ORDER. GOD BLESS GOOD FRIENDS AND GOD BLESS AMERICA........FUNNY PART.....I'M NOT SURE IF I BELIEVE IN GOD BUT I NOW KNOW THAT I BELIEVE IN HERB AND XANAX IS NO REPLACEMENT.
4 AM IN THE MORNING. WINDOW FROM THE MGM. WAKE UP.......GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
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