DETROIT TECH-O-NO!!

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE MOVIE THE DOORS WHERE VAL KILMER PLAYS THE YOUNG EXCESSIVE JIM MORRISON? WELL I HAVE AND I'VE ACTUALLY WATCHED THIS FLICK IN SO MANY VARIOUS STATES OF INTOXICATION THAT I THINK I COULD REENACT MOST OF THE FLICK IF YOU GAVE ME A GOOD DOSE OF ACID. WELL THERE IS THIS INDIAN THROUGHOUT T PAGANESQUE HE MOVIE THAT APPEARS IN DIFFERENT SITUATIONS FROM THE VERY BEGINNING WHERE JIM IS A CHILD TO THE VERY END WHERE HE IS BEING FOLLOWED BY THE NATIVE AMERICAN WHILE SINGING AROUND A HUGE FIRE. AMAZING. THE POINT I'M GETTING AT TAKES ME BACK TO A DETROIT NIGHT WITH A GROUP OF WHAT ARE STILL SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS. IN TYPICAL DETROIT FASHION WE STARTED THE EVE BY STANDING AROUND OUR LIVING ROOM TABLE WITH A BOTTLE OF EITHER CHEAP WHISKEY OR SOME OTHER HEAVY INTOXICANT FOLLOWED BY A BOTTLE OF COKE  BEING PASSED IN A CIRCLE NON-STOP UNTIL IT WAS FULLY CONSUMED. I GUESS WE HAD A PROBLEM WITH EXCESS OURSELVES. MARCHING OUT INTO THE COLD DETROIT EVE WE ENDED UP AT A BAR WE FREQUENTED CALLED MOTOR LOUNGE. THIS PLACE WAS AN ECSTASY USERS DREAM, BEING VOTED FAVORITE CLUB BY MANY OF THE WORLD'S MOST PROGRESSIVE DJS FOR THAT TIME PERIOD. TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH I LOOK BACK AND REALIZE WE HAD NO IDEA HOW GOOD WE HAD IT. WITH IMMEDIATE ENTRY NO MATTER HOW BIG THE LINE WAS AND FREE ALCOHOL FROM OUR FRIENDS WHO WERE SECURITY AND THE BARTENDERS, WE WERE DEFINITELY SPOILED. ON TOP OF THAT THE GUY WE WOULD PURCHASE OUR ECSTASY FROM WAS ALWAYS THERE AND ALWAYS HOOKED US UP REGARDLESS OF MONEY, SOMETIMES EVEN WALKING UP AND JUST SHOVING IT INTO OUR MOUTHS. THE ATMOSPHERE WAS ACTUALLY QUITE SIMPLE BUT IT WAS PERFECT FOR THE SORT OF ROLLING CHAOS THAT WE ENJOYED. THE CAPACITY OF THE PLACE WAS A LITTLE OVER 1000 PEOPLE AND THERE WAS CONSTANTLY ENOUGH E TO DOSE THE ENTIRE CROWD. ONE NIGHT I REMEMBER PURCHASING A COUPLE PILLS FROM OUR USUAL GUY AND FOR SOME REASON IT WASN'T HITTING ME SO I ASKED AROUND AND HAD ANOTHER HIT IN A MATTER OF MINUTES. YUMMY. I POPPED IT INTO MY MOUTH PROBABLY CHEWING IT UP TO TASTE THE QUALITY AND CAUSE IT HITS YOU FASTER. THIS SECOND HIT THAT I HAD PURCHASED FROM AN UNKNOWN FELLA HAD A SPECIAL SURPRISE TO IT......THE HIT WAS CALLED A CANDY FLIP AND IT WAS ALSO DOSED WITH LSD. NOT KNOWING THIS KINDA SUCKED,  MOSTLY BECAUSE MY JIM MORRISON INDIAN MOMENT BEGAN IN THE CLUB. INSTEAD OF IT BEING AN INDIAN IT WAS MY VISION OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN THAT I HAD EVER SEEN. ABSOLUTELY PERFECT AND POPPING UP JUST AS QUICK AS I COULD FOCUS, THEN ONCE AGAIN DISAPPEARING. I WAS BOTHERING MY FRIENDS WITH TALK OF "THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN"; TO THE POINT WHERE I THINK THEY BECAME ANNOYED. MY HUNT WAS BORDERLINE INSANE BECAUSE I WASNT SURE IN MY TRIP IF I WAS ACTUALLY SEEING THIS WOMAN, IF IT WAS A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION OR JUST A PRODUCT OF THE DRUG COMBO THAT WAS RUNNING THROUGH ME. I REMEMBER DANCING FOR QUITE A WHILE AND I KEPT SEEING THIS WOMAN AND SHE WAS LOOKING DIRECTLY AT ME BUT THE SECOND MY BRAIN RECOGNIZED HER.....SHE WAS ONCE AGAIN GONE. BY THE TIME MOTOR LOUNGE HAD WOUND DOWN AND WE HAD OUR FILL I WAS STILL FLYING AND COULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT MY NEW LOVE. HOPING THAT I WOULD SEE MY VISION OF ABSOLUTE PERFECTION AGAIN WE LEFT ONLY TO VENTURE ON TO OUR FAVORITE AFTER HOURS SPOT, PUSH. WE LOVED THIS PLACE NOT BECAUSE IT WAS SOME AMAZING CLUB BUT BECAUSE YOU COULD PURCHASE WEED IN THERE AND ALCOHOL AFTER THE 2 O'CLOCK SHUT DOWN. BUT THE GREATEST PART IS THE FACT THAT THERE WAS AN UPSTAIRS ROOM FILLED WITH COUCHES AND A NEVER ENDING MEDICAL GRADE NITROUS TANK. IT WAS PURE HEAVEN. EVEN BETTER WAS THE FACT THAT THE COPS WERE PAID OFF TO LEAVE THE PLACE ALONE SO THERE WAS NEVER A FEAR OF A BUST. JUST DRUG-FUELED FUN ALONG WITH GREAT DJS. ITS A DETROIT THING; GREAT DJS AND TECHNO EVERY FUCKING NIGHT BUT NOT YOUR TYPICAL GLOW STICK BACKPACK GOOFY BOY SHIT, THIS WAS CLASSY AT TIMES AND A BIT MORE MATURE THAN WHAT THE EUROS DECIDED TO DO WITH AN AMAZING MUSICAL ART FORM. IT HELD CLASS AND WAS VERY RESPECTED, AS RESPECTED AS ANY EXCESSIVE DRUG USER COULD THROW OFF. I'M NOT SURE IF YOU HAVE EVER SUCKED DOWN A NITROUS BALOON WHILE ROLLING ON AN E TAB DOSED WITH LSD, BUT IT WAS MAGICAL. THERE'S A SMALL BLACKOUT AREA IN THE STORY HERE BUT I KNOW I WAS SUCKING DOWN A BALOON NEXT TO THIS WALL AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW MY AMAZING BEAUTY QUEEN FROM HEAVEN WAS STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AS I GRASPED FOR WORDS. TRY SPEAKING AFTER YOU'VE JUST INGESTED NITROUS AND ALL THAT COMES OUT IS MIXED-UP GARBLE THAT WILL SEND YOU INTO A FIT OF LAUGHTER, BUT THIS WASNT FUNNY. I WAS CRUMBLING IN FRONT OF THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND ALL I WAS TRYING TO SAY WAS "I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU ALL NIGHT!", BUT I'M SURE IT CAME OUT SOMETHING LIKE "I'VE BWEEEENN WOOOOOKING FA EWWWWWWW LLLLLLLLLL NIGGGGGGGGGA" AND EMBARRASSMENT SET IN. I HAD THIS FEELING LIKE I WAS BLOWING IT AND IT WASNT A GOOD FEELING AT ALL; OVERWHELMED BY THE DOSE OF REALITY THAT ACID THROWS YOU, I WAS A COMPLETE MURMURING WRECK. BEFORE I COULD EVEN TRY TO PUT TOGETHER ANOTHER SENTENCE I FELT AN ARM ON MY SHOULDER FOLLOWED BY A LAUGH I COULD NEVER MISTAKE; IT WAS MY ROOMMATE CHRIS IVERY A.K.A. MAJORS. "KRAGER...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" FOLLOWED BY A LOUD HEARTY LAUGH THATS ACTUALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERISTICS OF MY FRIEND CHRIS. HIS LAUGH IS GENUINE; I MISS IT. AS THE NITROUS WAS WEARING OFF MY VISON STARTED TO COME BACK INTO FOCUS AND I SAW THAT I WAS STANDING IN THE MOST AKWARD AREA LOCKED INTO BLABBERING CONVERSATION WITH WHAT APPEARED TO BE A WALL. INDEED.....I WAS IN FRONT OF A WALL TRYING TO TELL IT HOW MUCH I WAS IN LOVE WITH IT BUT MY HEAD WAS TELLING ME A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY. I ALSO BEGAN TO LAUGH WHEN I REALIZED HOW INSANE THE WHOLE EVE HAD BEEN WITH ME CHASING AROUND A NATIVE AMERICAN LOOKING WOMAN WHO WAS THE MOST GORGEOUS THING I'D EVER SEEN TO BECOMING A WALL HUMPING, DROOLING MANIAC. OH THOSE DETROIT NIGHTS. GOOD TIMES INDEED. THE NIGHT ENDED ON A FUNNY NOTE BECAUSE I WAS THE ONE WHO DROVE SO I HAD TO BUCK UP AND DRIVE OUR ASSES BACK HOME.MY LAST MEMORY IS TRYING TO KEEP MAJORS AWAKE BECAUSE I WAS SEEING LITTLE WHITE KIDS PLAYING WITH BEACH BALLS. AT 6 IN THE MORNING IN DETROIT...UMMMMM...FIRST OF ALL IT WAS DETROIT.....NOT TO MANY LITTLE WHITE KIDS RUNNING AROUND AND SECONDLY.....BEACH BALLS? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO DETROIT? FUCKING BEACH BALLS!!! LOL.